1 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:16,558 This is a message for the American infidels. 2 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,520 Prepare to die in a sea of divine fire. 3 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,732 Your decadent culture will be punished on the first day of Radaman. 4 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,820 What have I said? One moment. Did I say Radaman? 5 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:31,823 Rama... Ramadan. 6 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:33,784 Radaman. What's happening? 7 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:37,371 Let's see if Dennis Rodman suits us to punish with their hair dyes. 8 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,873 -Osama... -Yes, what's wrong? 9 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,792 Okay, okay. 10 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,086 Yes, okay, okay. Come on, let's start. 11 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,755 This is a message for all Americans... 12 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,926 I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to... 13 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:55,430 Okay, I have to laugh all the time. I'm going to let out all the laughter. 14 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,602 Well, let's go. 15 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,273 Stop, don't make that face! What are you doing? 16 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,692 I can't, with that face, you make me laugh 17 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,402 Okay, okay, turn around. 18 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,613 Come on, turn around. Look wherever you want, but not at me. 19 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,741 They are splitting. Those are breaking up. 20 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,828 Well, like this. Look who's laughing, 21 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,914 don "I can't make an attack suicidal because I'm sick." 22 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:24,918 And bring proof! Bring a doctor's note. 23 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,879 A doctor's note. 24 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,589 It's a suicide attack! 25 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,843 Well, come on, let's get started. Everyone get serious. 26 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,469 Death to...! 27 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,890 Can't. That doesn't work for me. 28 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:40,934 It's impossible. You just want to make me... 29 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,144 Wait, wait. 30 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,022 Look, a plastic chicken. 31 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,108 The best thing would be to record everything with this in hand. 32 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,652 So, with the chicken. And I'm sure everyone is amazed. 33 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,864 What is this, what's wrong with this one? Death to the Americans! 34 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,867 Let him record it, let the chicken record it. 35 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,828 Don't blame me, It was the chicken! 36 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,247 No, better not. I can think of something better. 37 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,666 What if I go out like this? 38 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,544 I go out like this, but speaking very seriously, 39 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:11,256 completely serious, like If you didn't even notice that I was wearing them. 40 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,051 Die. Die, America. 41 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,303 -How funny! -What are you looking at? 42 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,804 Do I have something on my face? 43 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:22,559 Here, what? I only wear the glasses As always, I always wear them. 44 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,646 -What a laugh! -I'm going 80s style, huh? 45 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:30,484 Yes, he got it, that one over there, The dwarf has caught it. 46 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,903 Who is that? It's the first time I see it. 47 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,112 How are you, buddy? 48 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,658 Hello, gentleman. Prepare to die. 49 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,488 Who are you? 50 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,574 I'm Stewie Griffin. 51 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,203 And it's better that I never see you by Quahog. 52 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,665 Hello, Stewie. Who the hell is this? 53 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,469 Peter, it's half past five in the morning! 54 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,513 Sorry, I didn't know that you were at home. 55 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,014 What the hell are you doing? 56 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,391 Laying out the red carpet. Tonight is the Emmys. 57 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:29,436 Don't tell me you've forgotten of Meg's work. 58 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,188 But Lois, Meg is horrible. 59 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,732 Everything he does is horrible and depressing. 60 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,901 Plus, I've already seen her act. when I was six years old. 61 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:40,072 O Robin Hood! The king has me prisoner inside her castle. 62 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,366 Calm down, beautiful Marian, I will save you. 63 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,577 Guys, I don't believe a word of it. of what you are telling us. 64 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,579 I tell you for your own good. 65 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,415 I can't forget that I am watching a play. 66 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:51,917 Please, I want to watch the Emmys. 67 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,419 Peter, are you going to Meg's play? and it's over. 68 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:58,215 And this is also over, Mrs. "it's over." 69 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,885 If you're going to shoot me, you better Tie your shoelaces first. 70 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,431 -Are you going to Meg's play or not? -Yeah! 71 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,184 -Do you like to bite the carpet, man? -Yeah! 72 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:12,646 -Say you like to bite the carpet. -I like to bite the carpet! 73 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,648 Here, here! 74 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:22,447 God, why are you wearing those colored suspenders? 75 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:25,325 I could tell you, but I prefer to show it to you 76 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,370 with interpretive dance. 77 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,716 The child cries. I'll take it out. 78 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:46,096 If we leave now, we'll get to see the Emmy for best documentary. 79 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,807 I think there's one about vacuum cleaners. 80 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:51,310 Oh really? It seems interesting. 81 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,896 One moment. You won't fool me that easily. 82 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,565 You're not going to watch the Emmys today. and shut up. 83 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,614 Excuse me, I have to go to do a black thing. 84 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,492 Wow, this is worse that when I turned 16 years old. 85 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,704 Thanks for coming to my party birthday, Jake Ryan. 86 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,956 Thanks for inviting me to your party, Peter. 87 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,251 -Make a wish. -My wish has already been fulfilled. 88 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,669 This is your gift. 89 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,797 Jake, not like that! 90 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:28,847 Our first news. The darling actor Bob Hope has been resurrected today 91 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:31,183 to die again in a tragic motorcycle accident. 92 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,936 I'm going to jump all these garbage cans! 93 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:44,279 Actor David Hyde Pierce provoked a big controversy yesterday at the Emmys 94 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:47,783 when he showed his testicles fault of a zipper problem. 95 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,785 I'm glad I saw the ceremony, Diane. 96 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:53,789 Lois, because of you, I have missed a historical moment of television. 97 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:57,709 You know how George W. felt. Bush when he showed up in Vietnam. 98 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,672 Well, go ahead, let's finish them off. 99 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,216 -George, the war is over. -That? 100 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,426 -That's it, it's over. -No, really? 101 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,886 -Yeah. -Wow, man. 102 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,806 I just received your messages. I'm sorry. 103 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:13,308 -George, it ended a long time ago. -Oh really? 104 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:15,644 -Yes, we are in 81. -We are in... 105 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,521 So, yes I'm late. 106 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,399 -Do you want us to do something else? -I have farlopa. 107 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,610 Why haven't you said it before? Make a couple of stripes. 108 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:29,032 Gentlemen, we have received 20 calls about the Hyde Pierce incident. 109 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,785 And, as you know, every call equals one billion, 110 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:35,372 so it hurt the sensitivity of 20 billion people. 111 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,999 Therefore, something must be done. 112 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,793 -Let's ask the president. -Good idea. 113 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:43,297 Lord, we were thinking what type of action do you recommend 114 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,048 for the incident by Hyde Pierce. 115 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:49,678 They have to censor television, idiots. Obey my orders. 116 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,687 And then "Apartment for three." 117 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:01,773 Jack, are you there? I want to show you my new bikini. 118 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,735 What the heck...! Why do they cover up all the good things? 119 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:09,364 Now, "The Show of... Van...", starring... They go... 120 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,491 They are getting involved with my programs. 121 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:15,412 If I think about it, today's episode of "The Honeymooners" was different. 122 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,790 One of these days, Alice, one of these days, 123 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:22,085 I will help stimulate the economy buying an American car. 124 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,881 It must be the reaction of the FCC to the Hyde Pierce incident. 125 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,383 They censor everything that could be unpleasant. 126 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:33,055 What are you saying? Sarah Jessica is out Parker, who has a shoe face. 127 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,807 Well, I'm going to stand up to them. This doesn't stay like this! 128 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:40,854 You work in television, Mr. Tucker, Can't you do something? 129 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:44,525 I'm flattered that you came to ask me help. We'll be back in a moment. 130 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:49,571 Hello again. Peter, If you want to control the content, 131 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:51,657 build your own television network. 132 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,367 My television network? 133 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,286 I haven't had a company since I set up mail order. 134 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:59,164 You see, I bought him a giant slingshot 135 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:02,125 -and crashed me into a mountain. -Sorry, it doesn't change. 136 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:05,462 -I have been a customer for years. -I can give you some vouchers. 137 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,881 But... Really? Well then. 138 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,342 -Why are you taking so long? -I'm taking care of everything. 139 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,388 Peter, what are you doing, what is all this? 140 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,640 daddy is riding a television network, 141 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:20,269 but I can't tell mom because he will tell you off. 142 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,604 What the hell are you waiting for? get with this? 143 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:24,690 Save television, Lois. 144 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,650 Apache chief, put on the satellite dish on the roof 145 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,819 Okay, Peter. Apache Chief! 146 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,660 Well, this has been the culmination of my day. 147 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,203 I'm going back to the casino. 148 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:50,674 Hello friends, I'm Peter Griffin and this is PTV, 149 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,886 where you can watch your programs favorites as created, 150 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:57,055 with all the sex, the violence, tacos and farts intact. 151 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,682 Like the chapter from "All in the Family" 152 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,601 in which they get for the Jeffersons to move. 153 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,855 It's time for you to move, Jefferson! 154 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,901 Oh, Archie, With the sheet I don't see anything! 155 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:12,779 Edith, shut up. We're supposed to be incognito. 156 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:16,200 And who doesn't remember that famous "The Waltons" episode? 157 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,785 -Good evening, Jim Bob. -Good evening, Mary Ellen. 158 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,205 -Good night, dad. -Good evening, Jim Bob. 159 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,332 -Good night, Elizabeth. -Good night, dad. 160 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,876 -Good night, mom. -Good night, Elizabeth. 161 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,669 Good evening, John Boy. 162 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,339 Good evening, John Boy. 163 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,342 John Boy? 164 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,886 Can one no longer masturbate to taste? 165 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,266 Peter, look at the numbers. We are a success. 166 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,936 I would think in expanding programming. 167 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,604 Brian, what a great idea! 168 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:48,732 It's what we need to carry to PTV to the next level. 169 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,859 Original programming. 170 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,570 "A cheeky pig" is recorded with live audience. 171 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,739 Gosh, where is it my roast pheasant? 172 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,450 Now I think it's coming to the large intestine. 173 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,330 Have you eaten it? I told you my boss was coming to dinner. 174 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,416 Well, if you don't like crusts of pork, he will die of hunger. 175 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,837 What a brazen pig! 176 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,969 welcome to "Midnight Q." 177 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:20,180 Today we will enjoy soft jazz by Charles Mingus. 178 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:23,183 Norman Mailer will come to read an excerpt from his latest book. 179 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:26,144 And we also have a young man of Omaha hiding a banana. 180 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,688 We'll soon see where. 181 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,440 Here, here, here! Don't go. 182 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,234 Well, what do you think? 183 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:36,029 I'm not sure. You must be careful with what you show on TV. 184 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,115 You already know that children They are very impressionable. 185 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,659 Remember what happened when Chris saw Jackie Mason. 186 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,870 Chris, you already had than having gone to school. 187 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,789 Shiksa, don't scratch me. I haven't gone. I wanted to go. 188 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:48,125 -I forgot. I had to have gone. -Go now! 189 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,586 Mom, calm down, you are scratching yourself 190 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,588 You better go to bed or your heart will make you snort. 191 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,717 More mail. 192 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,553 How wonderful, people love us. We will be super famous. 193 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,639 Peter, cancel that show animals mating on camera. 194 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,726 FYI, Lois, It's called "Dogs fucking" 195 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,145 and it's about our program Wednesday star. 196 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,689 Lois, the responsibility It's from the parents. 197 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,483 There are much worse things for children than television. 198 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,652 Like when Peter went to take care to the neighbor's child. 199 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,906 I haven't found your toys. 200 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,992 Why don't you play with the hairdryer? and these rattles? 201 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,412 That's it. Are you sure you prefer to leave you alone? 202 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,040 I leave you the plunger, in case the bathtub gets clogged. 203 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:31,710 The soap is next to the radio and the towels, on the roof. 204 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,086 Good night. 205 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,883 Hey, one thing is that a television schedule indecent things 206 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:41,678 without me being able to do anything, but I won't allow it in my own house. 207 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:45,390 Let you know that in my programming There is absolutely nothing indecent. 208 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,894 Hello and welcome to "The Hour of Peter Griffin's Sundays", 209 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:53,357 a retrospective on nudity partial that was broadcast on television. 210 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,567 Notice in that piece of Sunday. 211 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,320 Or on that other Sunday. 212 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,282 What do you think of this one? Does it make you horny? 213 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:06,119 I shouldn't, because this is mine. 214 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:07,871 Good evening everyone. 215 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,040 "Sunday time"? 216 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,625 Peter, it's over. 217 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,127 I asked you to leave it, but you haven't listened to me. 218 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,839 I'm sorry but you won't let me another alternative. 219 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:21,009 -I have called the Commission. -Yes, I already know the people at the FCC. 220 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,424 Mr. Griffin, that has been magnificent. 221 00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:46,386 But I come to tell you that, from today, PTV is officially closed. 222 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:49,556 So they shut me down, huh? They'll have to catch me first. 223 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,112 Okay, you got me. 224 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:07,241 It's enough to contaminate to people with their garbage. 225 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,868 This is an epidemic What needs to be cut! 226 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,913 Commissioner of the Commission, you can close PTV, 227 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,666 but you will never get that people stop being what they are. 228 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,585 Who said no? 229 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,716 -But what do they do? -Censor real life. 230 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,636 The chin looks like a pair of eggs. Do I cover it too? 231 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,893 how long Are you planning to censor us? 232 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,146 Until you and all Quahog start behaving better, 233 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:41,108 like ozzy osbourne did when he stopped eating bats. 234 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:46,530 Before starting the concert, I'm going to eat this sandwich. 235 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,755 I'll finish it later. 236 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,799 Lois, this is scrambled eggs. 237 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:09,428 I was sure that you would eggs to the stab trapera. 238 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,389 Brian, stop writing to him the jokes to Peter. 239 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,185 And Peter, you asked for it for going around emitting those dirty things. 240 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,936 Lois, all you say is... 241 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:19,730 What? 242 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,191 Can't I say... in my house? 243 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,609 Great, Lois. 244 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,027 It has... the thing. 245 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:29,698 Thank you for... me... too, Because if not, I wouldn't put up with you. 246 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,075 When I...paste teeth on... 247 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:36,371 And a cherry... Episcopal... extension cord... wet. 248 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:39,416 I clean myself with the fine of parking. It's the best. 249 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,005 What the hell is this? 250 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:49,134 The Commission prohibits flatulence sonorous and everyone must wear this, 251 00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:52,387 that converts fart noises in Steven Wright jokes. 252 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,557 I put stain remover on the dog and he died. 253 00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:56,934 What a bummer! 254 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,814 Two wiggles, nothing more. Out. 255 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,108 Thank you, Tinker Bell. 256 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,238 Lois, you've ruined everything. Did you know? 257 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,198 Peter, I know it's a bit radical, 258 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,618 but if it influences our children, Defect is better than excess. 259 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,328 -Don't you think? -No. 260 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,747 If everyone were so intolerant like you, 261 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,708 the world would have been left without some amazing creations. 262 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,421 Man, this chocolate It's delicious. 263 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:31,093 Yes, I love the peanut butter. 264 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,182 I'm Agent Reese. What has happened here? 265 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:40,018 He threw peanut butter at me! in the chocolate! 266 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,563 I have chocolate in the peanut butter! 267 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,779 Don't be angry. 268 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:52,948 I know how you will feel better. 269 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,159 -How about a rough fuck? -Well okay. 270 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,163 That act is most indecent! 271 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,833 Wait. Have they banned sex too? 272 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,293 No, of course not, 273 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:08,005 but they can't moan or kiss with tongue neither push nor move. 274 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,928 This is not very romantic. I don't know how... 275 00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,305 I already, good night. 276 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,229 Come on, daughter of...! 277 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,859 Oh, f... bag! Brian, do you mind? 278 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,027 Unclear. 279 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,238 I'm sorry. I haven't done it in two weeks. 280 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,032 Lately, I'm a little irritable. 281 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,619 A bit? Nor abolish slavery It was so tense. 282 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,079 Well, you are free. Go away. 283 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:43,123 We are friends, right? 284 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,125 Peter, we need to talk. 285 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,878 At first, the Commission I thought it was a good idea, 286 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,713 but it's gone too far away. 287 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,715 What do you mean? 288 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:55,802 Look, I don't like to admit it, but you were right. 289 00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,555 I can't believe it, I can finally do this! 290 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,186 I set up this racket 15 years ago. But what about the clown? 291 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,271 We must do something about it. 292 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,233 Pack your suitcase, Peter. We're going to Washington now. 293 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,026 Look, here it is. 294 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:15,531 -Have we arrived yet? -No, son, not yet. 295 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,491 -Have we arrived yet? -No, Chris. 296 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,660 -Have we arrived yet? -Yes, Chris, yes. 297 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,495 -We have arrived. -Liar! 298 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,038 "East of Eden"? 299 00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:26,333 I see that you read more or less What Oprah tells you, right? 300 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,378 This book was published 50 years ago, It's a classic. 301 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,673 You bought it last week and it has an Oprah sticker. 302 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:35,425 Are you saying it for that reason? I'm taking it off right now. 303 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,804 -And what will you read after this? -He hasn't said anything yet... Damn! 304 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,519 The ayes have it. The new The janitor's nickname is Swippy. 305 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,574 Gentlemen, that was a fart. 306 00:19:58,657 --> 00:19:59,950 But what happens here? 307 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,535 I'll explain it to you right now. 308 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:05,455 The Telecommunications Commission wants to remove farts from the TV 309 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:08,083 and sex, nudes and even the poop. 310 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:12,588 And that's wrong. They are things that form part of the fabric of this country. 311 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:16,633 We appreciate your passion, but The Government supports the Commission. 312 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,260 Indecency is un-American. 313 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:21,847 Oh yeah? I will show you That is solemn nonsense. 314 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,057 Look closely. The Washington Monument: 315 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:26,768 It looks a lot like a penis, doesn't it? 316 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,020 The Capitol: 317 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,355 the image of a giant tit. 318 00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:31,940 And the Pentagon? 319 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:35,819 Look me in the eyes and tell me that doesn't look like a huge ass. 320 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:39,114 Holy heavens, How have we been so blind! 321 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:42,910 You are very right. Have you noticed at the Lincoln Memorial? 322 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:47,915 Latest news. 323 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,376 The Commission has finally lifted the Quahog content censorship. 324 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:54,713 You've done it, Peter. You have won the Commission. 325 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:58,050 Lois, let's go see the Bradys. 326 00:20:58,342 --> 00:20:59,968 Look what I've done, family. 327 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:03,597 Isn't it the biggest poop and most super special in the world? 328 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:08,769 Yes, Cindy, it is true that well it is stored in small jars.